punkrockmuffinatrix:

sonneillonv:

thiscrookedcrown:

GPOY

Okay, here’s my thing, why I haven’t ever agreed with this dichotomy.
See, if the glass STARTED OUT empty and then someone poured half a glass of fluid, then the glass is half-full.
If the glass STARTED OUT full and was drunk (or poured out) halfway, it is half empty.
Everything is circumstantial.

Don’t forget the hot sauce. Celery stick optional.

punkrockmuffinatrix:

sonneillonv:

thiscrookedcrown:

GPOY

Okay, here’s my thing, why I haven’t ever agreed with this dichotomy.

See, if the glass STARTED OUT empty and then someone poured half a glass of fluid, then the glass is half-full.

If the glass STARTED OUT full and was drunk (or poured out) halfway, it is half empty.

Everything is circumstantial.

Don’t forget the hot sauce. Celery stick optional.

(Source: fuck-you-im-an-adult)

guardian:

A two-day-old baby Asian elephant gets used to his wobbly legs while exploring his enclosure at Tierpark Berlin zoo. The male elephant calf, who does not have a name yet, weighs 102kg and is 91cm tall Photograph: Sean Gallup/Getty Images

guardian:

A two-day-old baby Asian elephant gets used to his wobbly legs while exploring his enclosure at Tierpark Berlin zoo. The male elephant calf, who does not have a name yet, weighs 102kg and is 91cm tall Photograph: Sean Gallup/Getty Images

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rassilonspyjamas:

kitsunehi13:

vavalicious:

heyassbuttt:

justanotherwindykid:

OH MY GODPFJS I HAD TO WATCH THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES TO REALIZE IT WAS DOGS AND NOT JUST THE MOP BRUSHES COMING TO LIFE AND SCURRYING OFF

I had to read the caption before I knew what was going on

Honestly, if I didn’t read the caption below, I probably would never realize they were dogs

hahahaha

SCREAMING OH GOD MOP DOGS ASJKSDFLIKS WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

There is really a very strange amount of mop puppies showing up on my dash.

rassilonspyjamas:

kitsunehi13:

vavalicious:

heyassbuttt:

justanotherwindykid:

OH MY GODPFJS I HAD TO WATCH THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES TO REALIZE IT WAS DOGS AND NOT JUST THE MOP BRUSHES COMING TO LIFE AND SCURRYING OFF

I had to read the caption before I knew what was going on

Honestly, if I didn’t read the caption below, I probably would never realize they were dogs

hahahaha

SCREAMING OH GOD MOP DOGS ASJKSDFLIKS WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

There is really a very strange amount of mop puppies showing up on my dash.

punkrockmuffinatrix:

balalaikaboss:

samaralex:

Dog?  Or excited mop?

Not gonna lie, if I saw one of these in a field I would fucking run. 

THE SEA CUCUMBERS WALK THE EARTH

AND ARE TEN TIMES THE SIZE OF NORMAL SEA CUCUMBERS

FETCH THE FLAMMENWERFER

POOLI! Or is it a Komondor?

You can’t fool me. That is a mutant mop.