A double-bill of Lord of the Rings posts today, this one showing the route of the fellowship from Rivendell to Mordor; one of the most awesome and geekiest posts I’ve ever done.
This better be my cake
This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends.
…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made.
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections.
Reblogging again for commentary.
Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.
that bolded is KILLING ME
Reblogging for BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* THEY WOULD BE ALL OF THEM DECEIVED bwahahahahahaha to be a cupcake bearer is to BE ALONE. XD
LOTR extras
→ ”He proceeded to sort of talk about some very clandestine part of WW2…
He seemed to have expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise that they make so I just sort of didn’t push the subject any further, I just said ”Well you obviously know what to do, Christopher, so I’m sure you’ll do it great” and he did.”
Hahahahahahhahaa’
I just love Peregrin Took so much like oh my gosh you’re not stupid bby you’re not worthless you’re important you are smart you are capable of big things I believe in you baby you can do it I am Pippin’s personal cheerleader and if you ever say anything bad about him I’m going to punch you right in your dick and beat your bitch ass to the ground
I approve of this message.
Continually bitter that the movies gave Pippin’s troll to Aragorn: the blog.
“We come to it, at last. The great battle of our time.”
This showdown is currently on display at the RETURN OF THE GREAT SHOWDOWNS Exhibition at Gallery 1998 in Los Angeles.
Hellz yeah
Éowyn fighting the Uruk-hai in the Glittering Caves [x]
LOOK AT THIS LIFE IS GOOD and it’s 4.30am i think i should sleep now probably. probably. if i can.
FUCKING.
FINALLY.
Look, I do get why they cut this out of the film - they wanted to make Eowyn more of a symbol of female power, and in order to do that effectively they thought they needed to keep her powerless for as long as possible; preventing her from fighting the orc pack, putting her down in the caves with the others who “couldn’t” fight. I disagree with that - I think the battle of Helm’s Deep would have been far more effective with women fighting alongside the men - but I do get it.
However, this scene to me is just so important, because it shows exactly what Eowyn says earlier in the film: those without swords can still die upon them. She does all of this fighting with no armor, no shield, just the sword that she probably had to sneak down there and in a long, hella impractical skirt with her long, hella impractical hair down. And she still wins. She takes on what, like a half-dozen uruk-hai and kills all of them to death really hard. This is the movie that I would’ve loved even more than the movie I got, and I love that movie A LOT.
Tolkien mostly forgot that women/females existed in his stories, but that doesn’t mean we have to.
(Source: peregrint)
OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY
NOT OKAY AT ALL
#ITS MORE THAN HER GETTING MARRIED #BECUASE SHE IS GIVING UP HER IMMORTALITY #HE IS GOING TO OUTLIVE HIS DAUGHTER #LEAVE ME ALONE
His twin chose mortality, too.
Aragorn’s descended from that twin NBD.
Penadan, Penrohir, and Penwen…and Pengolas.
Oh my goodness!
I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO EVEN
